Hearing something that kills you inside and having to act like you don’t care.

Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.

What happens in Vegas never happens to me.

I may be quiet, but I have so much on my mind.

I wonder if you think of me like I think of you.

I wish school was as easy as half the girls in it.

Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.

Someday, someone is going to thank you for letting me go.

I blame movies for my high expectations in relationships.

My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.

My head says go to the gym, my heart says eat more ice cream.

When your a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to reply.

If only falling out of love can be as easy as falling in love.

The worst feeling ever is feelings like you missed your chance.

When someone touches my phone I automatically turn into a ninja.